Lumpy Space Princess

I'm weird and I may be half siamese cat okay goodbye
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Jul. 24th, 2014 - 8 hours ago - Reblog - 125264 Notes

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

(via greetings)

Jul. 24th, 2014 - 16 hours ago - Reblog - 115503 Notes

relahvant:

sigurrossgeller:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

brome brome

Britain

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 124248 Notes

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 54771 Notes

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 10354 Notes

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 101142 Notes

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 31195 Notes

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 356037 Notes
English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
George R.R. Martin: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL, EVEN THE ANIMALS, THEY ALL HAVE TO DIE!
Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 294408 Notes

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 7003 Notes

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